I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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