The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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