It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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