He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this beer tastes like vomit already
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Randomize
