So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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