We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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