Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
