I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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