shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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