I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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