It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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