you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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