so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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