your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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