I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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