Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
where are my eyebrows?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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