y did u give ur computer a hand job?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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