Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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