Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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