i will never coherently bang her
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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