Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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