The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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