Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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