remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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