Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I have already put on my inside pants.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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