I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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