i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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