I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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