Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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