It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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