I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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