Just mADE A PArabola og urine
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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