google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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