We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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