I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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