Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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