i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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