Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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