What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
God, I missed his penis.
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