i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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