her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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