IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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