I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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