I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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