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i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
where does the pee come out of this thing
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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