If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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