i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just invented taco cereal.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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