I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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