like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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