I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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