I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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